Thursday, October 20, 2005

Tom DeLay to marry ....Inmate Babba

Inmate Babba Uface says he is preparing the bridal cell for his new wife Tom "The Slammer" DeLay. Serving a life sentence for smoking one joint Bubba was quoted as saying "That little cockroach killer is just so cute, I can't wait for the honeymoon." Inmate Bubba, who says he has a special place in his heart for fallen politicians or at least ones who are on their knees, was beside himself when told that DeLay was so short he could place his ashtray right on top of his head. "You know, I hear he is also good at doing laundry" replied Big B (as his fellow cross dressers call him) while pointing at a pile of dirty underwear in the corner of his cell. When told it was money DeLay was good at laundering he laughed and said "That dumb ass, who the hell washes money?"

DeLay has spent his political career screwing the people of this country while enriching himself and playing corporate whore to anyone with a buck in their pocket.
To see this corrupt immoral little man lead away in handcuffs is almost to good to be true. But the mug shots will be priceless.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be a haloween porn special, "booba and Da Lay", where all the dead cockroaches come back and eat him.

October 21, 2005  

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