Wednesday, November 23, 2005

"Turkey Refuses Pardon"

Tom A. Turkey was brought before the President of the United States today and offered a Pardon....He refused. In a statement released by his publicists Tom was quoted as saying "Pilot will not cleanse his hands in my name. To many have died for this mans lies." Bush then ordered Mr. Turkey turned over to the CIA. He has been flown to an undisclosed third world country and declared an enemy combatant. A web-site has been setup to support Tom in his fight for justice. hppt://Notinmygravey.org/ As we sit down to our Thanksgiving dinner, giving thanks for the likes of Tom Turkey, remember the troops and give thanks for their service and sacrifice.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

2 Comments:

Blogger enigma4ever said...

We will send our support to the Tom Turkey .....( too funny ),,,,,,and to the troops. Last year we sent care packages starting at Thanksgiving...I hope this time next year we have them home...as they should be ..Things I am thankful for this year- Ftiz and Murtha...and bloggers...

November 24, 2005  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

Breaking News: this just in Marshmallow and Yam have heard about Fearless Tom and his quest for Freedom...they were seen roving the Compound at the Frying Pan Ranch with a pair of wirecutters....stay tuned more to come....

November 24, 2005  

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